It's not a great year to be rooting for Milwaukee and it just got worse as the year progressed. GM fired? Check. Big name star traded? Double check. Big name stars hurt? Triple check. Your mama always taught you not to kick someone while they're down, but your mama didn't play DFS. What, were you expecting a 'your mama' joke? What is this, 1989? I'm sure your mama is nice, just don't ask me why she wanted me as a job reference on her resume (subtle maternal insults are the best!). But back to beating on the bad teams...Brewers are bad. Since we started off with a beer analogy, let's keep it rolling and say this is not Milwaukee's Best. Or maybe it is? I'm a beer snob but haven't had that beer so I'll pretend it doesn't taste like runny pig bile and give you MB lovers the benefit of the doubt. Whichever side makes me insult you less is the side I'm going for, though, let's make that clear. Choose your own adventure here and let's move on to why we talk of the Brew Crew being the pew crew: Andrew Cashner. Would I love to attack the Brewers with a safer option? You betcha. Am I ok with taking this chance at a low end price of $6,100? YUP. So tip a few back as you watch the DK points rack up. Or maybe as you tip a few back it just looks like you're scoring a lot cuz you're seeing double. Whatevs, just enjoy yourself. Here's the rest of my PBR takes for this Wednesday DK slate...
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