Yesterday, Masahiro Tanaka went 8 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks. I took some guff in the preseason for being down on Tanaka, in the non-sexual way. I projected him for the line of 10-4/3.49/1.15/150. His line right now is 11-6/3.57/1.01/125. Yeah, I was waaaaaaaaay off. Multiple A's to allow time for an eye roll. Kids write me letters and say, "Unkie Grey, how did you know what Tanucky (sic) would do so mediocrely?" My answer is always the same, I'm a witch. Then I continue, "No, that's just a broom. Male witches ride around on Vespas." Tanaka was an easy person for me to avoid this year due to his elbow tendon. For 2016, sadly, I don't see my enthusiasm changing. Or at any point for him until he has surgery, rehabs for 12-16 months and then returns. I wish he would, because I would like to get excited about him, but it's just not gonna happen, said like Dana Carvey impersonating George H. W. Bush. Now, excuse me, I double-parked my Vespa on Sandoval's foot. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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