I'm in New York celebrating my grandfather's 88th birthday, or as he calls it "achy-ache," and we started talking about Caitlyn Jenner, and he said, "She's a hot number, I'd throw her one." Throw her one, I believe, means have sex with her. I thought this was pretty forward thinking for my grandfather, then he continued, "Do you know how they put lost children on the side of a carton of milk? I heard if Caitlyn got lost, they'd put her on a carton of Half & Half." Ah, there he is. Reminds me a bit of Marge Schott, which brings us to Raisel Iglesias, who threw a gem yesterday -- 7 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 13 Ks. "Raise the Church" has looked far superior since he returned from his stint in the minors with an ERA that's bordering on startable everywhere (3.93), and peripherals that look ownable everywhere (9.5 K/9, 2.6 BB/9, 3.42 xFIP). At this point in the year, I would go one start at a time for him, but I would definitely own him, and start him for his next one. Now, if you excuse me, I have to get back before my grandfather tries to "throw one" at Cougs. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
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